Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I overheard a kid saying to his mom at Walmart: "Mommy.. should we buy cups for daddy's spit?"
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
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I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
In case you're wondering what eggs stolen from an elementary school's chicken coop taste like, delicious. Delicious is what they taste like.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Come on in and take your pants off
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