My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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