i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
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Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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