in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
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