She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I can't tell if I'm hungover or if my cat just knocked the lamp on my face
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Randomize
