I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
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These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
I just used my AAA membership to fix a strippers flat tire in return for a lapdance...does that make me a bad person?
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
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Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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