If i come over, it means nothing
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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