it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
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there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
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