how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
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The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
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I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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