is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Before we fucked we both mutually agreed not to tweet about it.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
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