we're blogging at a bar
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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