That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
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i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
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they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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