another moral hangover. fuck.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
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