"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I just took a condom out of my purse and opened it in front of my entire family because I thought it was a wetnap. Way too hungover for family brunch.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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