: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
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just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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