I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
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How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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