no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
wow bdsm is so cute
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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