Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
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Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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