i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
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still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
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You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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