shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
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Volunteering at a homeless shelter a bum asked if he could lick me cause I still reeked of whiskey. Being a bumsickle=epic hangover
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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