Girls should come with a carfax report
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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