so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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