I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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