hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
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No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
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