Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
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They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
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Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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