its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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