i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
when she said she was from California you started sobbing. You begged her not to melt your popsicle because you paid good money for it and you just wanted to eat it in peace.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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