do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
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Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
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Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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