i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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