i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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