Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
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When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
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Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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