She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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