so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
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we're making bets on your personal life
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
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