remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Randomize