hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
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I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
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these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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