"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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