just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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