So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
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Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
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It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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