I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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