last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
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just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
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And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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