I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Just when I think I'm the one with the problem, I get home for the holidays and the family shows me what alcoholism is really about
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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