he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
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this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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