I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
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the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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