lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
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i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
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Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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