You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
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work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
Randomize