I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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