You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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