I must be too annoying 4 u.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
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its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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