problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
My bed smells like the plague
I think we might need a safe word for this...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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