is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
cat food counts as protein by the way
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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