The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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