When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Why the fuck am I at this dorm meeting? I don't pay $50,000 a year to stay sober.
Randomize