i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
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You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
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Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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