i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
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Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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