But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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