i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
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She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i'm having the hardest time convincing my roommates to go dumpster diving for pizza with me. i really miss you..
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
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My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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