My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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